User:Calmypal
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General
Calmypal, current and second Emperor of the United States, lives in Pennsauken, New Jersey, in the suburbs outside Philadelphia. He had 7 e-mail addresses at last count, and is yet to figure out why. His hobbies include reading, fishing, Esperanto, Wikipedia, and thinking. He finds great humor in the fact that two great-grandfathers of his changed their names and left their respective countries of Italy and Sweden. Two of his favorite authors are Simon Winchester and Edgar Allan Poe. Francis Hopkinson was probably an ancestor of his. Calmypal supports Allwiki.
Calmypal's birthday is October 10. Give him money and cookies.
Aliases
- Herbert
- Woodrow (XXIIIII)
- Arthur George Carrick
- Wikipedia
- Generalissimo!
Pages created by Calmypal (other than this one this one, of course)
- Act of God
- Aja (album)
- Better Business Bureau
- Communists for Kerry
- Darwin Awards (Created page called "Darwin Award" when there was already a page at Darwin Awards. Darwin Award absorbed Darwin Awards and was then moved to it.)
- Department of Motor Vehicles
- Dominican Republic-Central America Free Trade Agreement
- Eight Crazy Nights
- Emmanuel Goldstein
- Ernest Vincent Wright
- The First 20 Million Is Always The Hardest
- Gaucho (album)
- Honorificabilitudinitatibus, though most of the work was done by VerbalHerbal, Raul654, and Wik.
- How to keep an idiot busy for hours
- John Hanson (politician)
- John Marshall Harlan
- Katy Lied
- Mark Twain's Library of Humor
- Mr. Deeds
- Preston Blake
- List of prime numbers
- Resignation
- Robin Hood: Men in Tights (Originally Robin Hood: Men In Tights. Started as substub.)
- The Royal Scam
- Steve Silverman
- Template:USpresidents
- Wikipedia:Tutorial (page 7) (Moved old content to page 8 and wrote new namespace tutorial)
- Whitcomb Judson
- The Wicked Bible
- Wikipedians by facial hair and favorite ice cream flavor, the latter being inspired by a comment made by Pakaran on the votes for deletion page about the former.
Number pages
- 50110 (number) (deleted)
- 2147483647
Images Calmypal has uploaded
Articles Calmypal didn't create but has done significant work on
- Jeffrey R. Shapiro (deleted)
- List of most expensive paintings
- Paul Saelee (deleted)
- Steely Dan
Articles which have inspired Calmypal to contribute to Wikisource
- Articles of Confederation
- Gadsby
- Garden of Eden (Paradise Lost)
- Micronation (The Montevideo Convention)
Calmypal's favorite web sites
- Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/)
- MIStupid.com (http://www.MIStupid.com/)
- Project T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. (http://www.twinkiesproject.com/)
- mVille Online Magazine (http://www.mville.titaniumhosting.com/)
Calmypal's ASCII art
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To-do list
- Keep my friend from vandalising George W. Bush
- Completely break down Wikipedia:Dewey Decimal System into separate pages
- Breakdown states in Wikipedia:Wikipedians into counties
Milestone edits
- 1 - 11:26, 5 Nov 2003 The Geek Code
- 500 -
03:36, 20 Mar 2004 m Wikipedia:Votes for deletion (Attribution to Deus Ex)- 03:18, 20 Mar 2004 (hist) m MediaWiki talk:United States
The test
Current level of Wikipediholism: 49
Quotes
- "That government is best which governs not at all." - Henry David Thoreau
- "No person shall be arbitrarily placed under arrest, detention, or exile." - The Universal Declaration of Human Rights
- "And that's the end of that chapter!" - Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta)
- "Just as eating contrary to the inclination is injurious to the health, so study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in." - Leonardo da Vinci (translated from Italian)
- "[A] wise and frugal Government...shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government." - Thomas Jefferson
- "A universal feeling, whether well or ill-founded, cannot be safely disregarded." - Abraham Lincoln