List of fictional brands

A fictional brand is a non-existing brand used in artistic or entertainment productions — paintings, books, comics, movies, TV serials, etc.. The fictional brand may be designed to imitate a real corporate brand, satirize a real corporate brand, or differentiate itself from real corporate brands.

Why create fictional brands

Works of fiction often mention or show specific brands to give more realism to the plot or scenery. Specific brands provide descriptive details that the author can use to craft a plot: a character may own a factory that manufactures a popular product, or may make a scene by demanding a particular brand; a detective may get clues from the brand of cigarettes smoked by a suspect; a film may include a commercial poster on the background, or show a package of cereal in close-up.

However, unauthorized use of real trademarks for such purposes could trigger legal action by their owners — especially if the brands are referenced in a way that could be seen to have negative marketing impact. In general, the use of a real brand requires prior written consent by the brand's owner, who will typically demand some control on the brand's use. These hassles are probably the main reason for the use of fictitious brands.

Real brands are often used, of course. Sometimes a specific brand is needed because of its prior associations; e.g. the Coca-Cola machine scene in Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove would not work with any other real or fictitious brand (except possibly Pepsi). Sometimes the author will use a common brand only to make the scene more natural or create a specific ambience. More commonly, such uses are instances of product placement — the insertion of "casual" (but actually paid and intentional) positive references to brands in movies, television programming, games, and books. However, this practice is so widespread in the entertainment industry that it gives authors another reason to avoid the use of real brands: any such reference would be suspected by the public of being paid advertising, and could diminish the artistic or intellectual merit of the work.

Another advantage to a fictional brand is that all its specifications can be invented. In this sense, an author can invent a model or brand of car, for which he can make up details. That way, he doesn't have to go look up specifications on a car, which would take time and effort- he could just make them up.

Yet another reason to use a fictional brand is that sometimes a product is itself a major "character" in the plot, and using a real brand would limit creativity as the author would be constrained by the actual attributes of that brand. A subset of this is comedic brands, the most famous being "Acme" for the maker of complicated gadgets that never quite work.

Finally, the use of a real brand may be excluded also when the plot is meant to develop in a time or place (e.g. in a distant future, or in a fictional universe) where the real brand would not have existed anyway.

Fictional brands

The following is an incomplete list of fictional brands, organized by product category. To add to it, please click here (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_fictional_brands&action=edit&section=2).

Beverages

Alcoholic beverages

A Cold One - Homestar Runner
Alamo Beer - King of the Hill
A.M. Ale - Saturday Night Live
Bear Whiz Beer - Firesign Theatre
Bearhugger's Whisky - Discworld (varieties include Old Selected Dragon's Blood and The MacAbre)
Bendërbrau Cold-Fusion Steam Beer (microbrew) - Futurama
Black Hole Beer - Home Movies
BOA - Neon Genesis Evangelion
Brewmaster - Saturday Night Live, parody of Meisterbrau commercial
Buddweiser Light - Saturday Night Live, parody of Budweiser Light commercial
Butterbeer - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Buzz Beer - caffeinated beer from The Drew Carey Show
Cap-Beer-Cino - caffeinated beer competitor to Buzz Beer from The Drew Carey Show
Cloudmir Vodka - Arrested Development
C.M.O.T. Dibbler's Genuine Authentic Soggy Mountain Dew - Discworld, the bottle says 'one hundred and fifty percent proof'! This is almost certantly a lie.
Colonel Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon - The Simpsons
Drunken Cowboy Whiskey - The Simpsons
Duff Beer - The Simpsons (includes: Duff Lite, Duff Dry, Duff Dark, Duff Cold, Lady Duff, Raspberry Duff, Tartar Control Duff, and Henry K. Duff's Private Reserve)
Elsinore Beer - Strange Brew
Fudd Beer - The Simpsons
Gamma Gulp Beer - from Fallout. It glows in the dark!
Haka Beer - from a university marketing exercise. Was ficticious until market research showed that is was so popular that someone actually started brewing it.
Klein's Beer - Futurama
Koul-Brau beer - DC Comics
Leopard Lager - Red Dwarf
Löbrau Beer - Futurama
Masterbrew - Saturday Night Live parody of Meisterbrau commercial
Mister Beer- Saturday Night Live parody of Meisterbrau commercial
Old Phillipino Creamy (coming in shorts & quarts) - Firesign Theatre
Olde Fortran Malt Liquor - Futurama
Old Vinyards - The Lord of the Rings
Pabst Blue Robot - Futurama
Pawtucket Patriot Ale - Family Guy
Plummett & Rose Wines & Spirits - the company Montague Egg works for in the stories by Dorothy L. Sayers
Red Tick Beer - The Simpsons
Rettib - a backwards version of bitter-Red Dwarf
Rocker City Beer - The Far Arena
Roentgen Rum - from Fallout. It glows in the dark!
Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager - Futurama
Samuel Jackson Boston Lager - Chappelle's Show
Schmitz Gay Beer - Saturday Night Live
Shires Ale - The Archers
S'more Schnapps - South Park
Spud Beer - Saturday Night Live
Spunk beer - Tank Girl
St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl Beer - Futurama
Tenku Beer - Kill Bill
That Ol' Janx Spirit - Primary ingredient of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Turbot's Really Odd Real Ale - Discworld
Willer Beer - The Kentucky Fried Movie
Winkle's Old Peculiar Real Ale - Discworld
Wudbeiser - Gravitation (a parody of Budweiser)
Vagrant's Choice Fortified Scotch - The Simpsons
Victory Gin - Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
Yebichu - Neon Genesis Evangelion (a combination on real beer Yebisu and Ebichu, both of which the creators were fans of)

Carbonated Beverages

6+ - The Man Who Sold the Moon
bebop cola - Sealab 2021, Comes in a variety of flavors: Root Bird, Gilberto Grape, Artie Shawberry, Kiwi Holliday, Peachmo, John Cola-trane, Don Wild Cherry, Vince Guavaldi, Dave Bruberry, Cab Colaway, Dexterade, Nina Lemone, Mango Reinhardt, Getzberry, Fizzy Gillespie, Marian McPineapple, Or'ngette Coleman, Mingus Dew, Plain, and Diet Plain.
Bouncy Bubble Beverage (aka B3). Also B1, B2 and B4. - Paranoia RPG
Brotherhood's Sparkling Pomayde - Murder Must Advertise and Montague Egg stories (both by Dorothy L. Sayers)
Bubbleshake - (actually an addictive appetite suppressant) Doctor Who
Buzz Cola - (also Crystal Buzz Cola) The Simpsons
Cactus Cola - The Flintstones
Cadre Cola - The Running Man movie
Carbie Cola - (The most carbonated soft drink ever), Fillmore
Cowboy Cola - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Mirage Studios comics)
Dopokoke - cocaine-spiked drink in For His Son, a 1912 D. W. Griffith short
Ebola Cola ("The hemorrhage that refreshes") - Transmetropolitan comics
Fizzade - Doctor Who
Fukk Cola - Syrup
Grepis-Cola - 75th most popular soft drink in the world - Daniel Pinkwater's Borgel
Hip Pop - The Simpsons
Jammin' Orange Blast - Futurama
Jooky - Sprite TV commercial
Kreml cola - One, Two, Three
Moka Cola - The Man Who Sold the Moon
Mrs. Arbiter's Ginger Beer - Discworld
Nozz-a-La - Dark Tower, an alternate version of Coca Cola.
Nuka cola - Fallout
Nuke cola - Deus Ex
Patrola Cola - window cleaner with soy beans from Robert Downey Sr.'s "Putney Swope"
Pepsi Perfect - Back to the Future Part II
Poop Cola - Invader Zim
Purple Flurp - Jimmy Neutron
Rocka Cola - The Flintstones
sHades - ("sHades - The soda from Hell") - The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul
Slug-o-Cola - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Slurm - Futurama
Soder Cola - DC Comics, esp. Superman titles
Soylent Cola ("The Taste Varies from Person to Person") - Futurama
Sprunk - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Zesti Cola - DC Comics, esp. Batman titles; Soder's great rival.

Other beverages

Aquarta Milk - Mad magazine
Bucket's Bovine-, Ovine- and Caprine-Based Drinks - Discworld
Cardio Punch Sports Drink - Lizzie McGuire
Chocolate Chip Juice - Sealab 2021
Crab Juice - The Simpsons
Curly Mountain Straight - Klatchian coffee, Discworld
Dr. Breen's Private Reserve - Bottled water, Halflife 2
Drink - a drink (all foods and beverages in the film are similarly branded.) - Repo Man
Ersatz Brothers Coffee ("look for the can in the plain brown can") - The Firesign Theatre
Extreme Walrus Juice - Futurama
Garden Blast - organic vegetable juice - The Simpsons
Malk ("Now with more Vitamin R!") - The Simpsons
Mococoa - All-natural chocolate drink, made from beans grown on the upper slopes of Mt. Nicaragua (The Truman Show)
Morgan Springs - bottled water brand - Seinfeld 6th season episode "The Gymnast"
Moland Springs - bottled water brand created by the merger of Morgan Springs and Poland Creek - Seinfeld 6th season episode "The Gymnast"
Lord Green tea (a play on Earl Grey tea) - Discworld
Poland Creek - bottled water brand - Seinfeld 6th season episode "The Gymnast"
Red Desert Special - Klatchian coffee, Discworld
Salty Lemonade - Invader Zim
Shiz! - Futurama
Squishy - Slurpee-type drink, The Simpsons
Swill - Mineral water, Saturday Night Live
Twentyman Teas - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers

Food and grocery products

Aloafa Bread - Mad magazine
Apounda Butter - Mad magazine
Apple Gunkies - fictional sponsor of advertisements on MIT student radio station
Arnie's Whole Beef Halves - Firesign Theatre
Admirable Bird's Deep Fried Chicken Fingers - Firesign Theatre
Bachelor Bar - Futurama
Bachelor Chow - Futurama
Bean Bay Beans - "They're the beaniest!" Futurama (TV series)
Beef Log - The Brak Show
Beer-battered Ticks - Firesign Theatre
Belly-Up Mackerel - Grand Theft Auto III
Big Kahuna - Fast food franchise in several Quentin Tarantino movies.
Billy Jack Dog Food - Firesign Theatre
Blackbury Pickles - Johnny and the Bomb
Bucket's Dairy Products - Discworld
Bunbury's Wholemeal Flour - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Captain Eightpanther's Travellers Digestives - Discworld
CHAM (a takeoff on SPAM) - Hey Arnold!
Chef Lonely Hearts Soup For One - The Simpsons
CHOW™ - Good Omens
Cheesy Poofs - South Park
Clammer's Beefymite Spread - Discworld
Enchiladitos - snack chips, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Fluffy Puff Marshmallows - Whoever eats a million, wins! Homestar Runner
French-Fried Fleas - The Firesign Theatre
Glagnar's Human Rinds - "It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!" Futurama
Glenbogle Preserves - Monarch of the Glen
Gobble Wieners - turkey hot dogs, Futurama
Groat Cakes (Heavy on the 30-weight Mom!) - Firesign Theatre
Groat Clusters - Firesign Theatre
Guts in a Cup! (Yum!) - Firesign Theatre
Ironcrust's Dwarf Bread - "T'bread wi' t'edge", Discworld [*Not strictly intended as food]
Kaiser Chicken, ubiquitously advertised free-range chicken meat - The Truman Show
Kibbles 'n' Snouts - (pet food) Futurama
Louie's Wipe Out Pumice Hamburgers - Firesign Theatre
Macswiney's - fast food franchise in A Stainless Steel Rat is Born, featuring porcuswine burgers (see below)
Ma Raney's Old Fashioned Wholesome Moleskin Cookies - Firesign Theatre
MEALS™ - Good Omens
Merkle and Stingbat's Very Famous Brown Sauce - Discworld
Motron's Salt - Futurama
Mouse-on-a-Stick (Wow!) - Firesign Theatre
Mrs Edith Leakall's Premium Reserve Mustard - Discworld
Mrs. Smith's Deep Dish Sheep Dip Cherry Stone Pies - Firesign Theatre
Munce (an all-purpose processed vegetable product) - Judge Dredd
Nick's Swell Pizza, with no Anchovies! - Firesign Theatre
Old Folks at Home Cottage Cheese - "If other brands don't contain rat droppings, why don't they come out and say so?" - Prairie Home Companion
Perp - The Muller-Fokker Effect
Pizza in a Cup - The Jerk
Porcuswine - genetically-engineered cross between a pig and a porcupine found in A Stainless Steel Rat is Born
Powdered Toast - Ren and Stimpy
Powdermilk Biscuits - Prairie Home Companion
Rat-in-a-Box - Firesign Theatre
Krusty Rib-Wich - made from a (now-extinct) species of insects, The Simpsons
Scooby Snacks - Scooby Doo
Sleepy Joes (red beans and reds) at House of Bad Brains - Firesign Theatre
SMEAT, a takeoff on SPAM - Waterworld
Son-of-a-Gun Stew - "Cowboy" Andy von de Oniyate's canned stew, Cowboy Bebop
Soylent Chow - Futurama
Soylent Green - from the film of the same name and the novel that inspired it
Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow - see Soylent Green
Steakfish fillet - Menu item when Moe's Place on the Simpsons briefly became Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag, a family style restaurant; revealed to be marketing term for 'bottom feeding suction eel'
Swell Cheese - Firesign Theatre
Teriyaki Donut - Japanese fast food/doughnut franchise in several Quentin Tarantino films
That's Not Yogurt! - Saturday Night Live
Third & Third & Third - parody of Half and half, Futurama
Uncle Siggy's Peruvian Cocoa Powder - Firesign Theatre
Wienie Tots - Married... With Children

Breakfast Cereals

Admiral Crunch - Futurama
Ano-Weet - Monty Python's Flying Circus
Archduke Chocula - Futurama
Brekkie Flakes - UK TV commercial for Lombard Direct (loans company)
Bunbury's Breakfast Bran - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Canine Crunchies - 101 Dalmatians
Captain Sucrose - FoxTrot
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs - Calvin and Hobbes
Chunky Puffs - Ed, Edd, and Eddy
Colon Blow (also Super Colon Blow) - Saturday Night Live
Cowboy Crunchies - Toy Story 2
Dino Puffs - Mama's Family
Drama Flakes - The Tick
Ethereal cereals - Robert Downey Sr.'s "Putny Swope"
Froot Poots - All That
Generic Puffs - Family Guy
Grandma's Oatmeal Cookie Crunch - King of the Hill
Jackie O's - The Simpsons
Kap'n Alphabet - Muppets From Space
Kavity Krunch - CatDog
Kelpo - SpongeBob SquarePants
Krispies - Red Dwarf
Krusty O's cereal - The Simpsons
Little Chocolate Donuts - Saturday Night Live
Loosener's Castor Oil Flakes - Firesign Theatre
Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets - Powerpuff Girls
Lucky Chodes - Ren and Stimpy
Meaties ("Free Kid Inside!") - The Far Side
Meatloaf Crunch - The Amanda Show
N'yuk-N'yuks - "The Breakfast of Stooges" from The Three Stooges In Orbit
Peabody's Piper Parritch - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Quarry - "Better tasting 'cause it's mined" Saturday Night Live
Raw Bits - Prairie Home Companion
Reptar Cereal - Rugrats
Shredded Meat - All That
Spaceballs the Breakfast Cereal - Spaceballs
Stabby-Ohs - (Itchy & Scratchy brand cereal) The Simpsons
Sugar Frosted Lumps - Ren and Stimpy
Sugar Frosted Milk - Ren and Stimpy
Sugar Sod Pops - Ren and Stimpy
Veggie-O's -Daddy Day Care
Wheelies Cereal - "Stays crunchy in the face of adversity," Family Guy

Confections and candy products

Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans - jellybeans from the Harry Potter series
Butter Scotchy Finger Pie - The New Woody Woodpecker Show
Chocolate Salty Balls - South Park
Chocos - DC Comics, favourite cookie of the Martian Manhunter (replacing Oreos, which featured as such in Keith Giffen's Justice League of America)
Crunchy Frogs - Monty Python's Flying Circus (chocolate candy with a real frog inside)
Everlasting Gobstopper - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (The name was licensed for a real jawbreaker made by Nestlé which changes color and flavor as it is consumed)
Higgs and Meakins - chocolate manufacturers in Discworld
Hyperbubble - gum advertised in Chewing Magazine - Calvin and Hobbes
Jack-O's - Will & Grace (parody of Oreos, named for the character Jack McFarland)
Jolly Time Jelly Beans - Actually exists, but if you open a can of 'jelly beans' a joke snake explodes out of the can in your face.
Jupiter Crunch - candy bar from Fred D'Ignazio's Chip Mitchell series
Krusty-Glop DoNuts, popular flavours including Kranberry Krullers, Pumpkin Puffs, Sinful Cinnamons, and the single-glazed maple old-fashioned - Larry Gonick's Attack of the Smart Pies (2005)
Mrs. Muldoon's Expectorant Lozenges - cough sweets in Discworld
Pep bubble gum, causes levitation - Duck Tales
Mock Choc, a chocolate substitute - Judge Dredd
Mockolate, a chocolate substitute - Friends
Snacky Cakes - South Park
Styro-Pak Cookies - Futurama
Sunshine Desserts - a whole dessert range. In The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin, the title character works for the company that makes them.
Stuff, a creamy whipped dessert with unusual powers - The Stuff
Sta-Puft Marshmallows - Ghostbusters
Swell's Goody - Monty Python's Flying Circus
Tomboy Toffee - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Whizzo Chocolates - Monty Python's Flying Circus
Wienrich and Boettcher- very upmarket chocolate manufacturers in Discworld
Wonka's Nutty Crunch Surprise - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Wonka's Whipplefudgemallow Delight - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Nutritional supplements

Buck-u-Uppo - P.G. Wodehouse's Mr Mulliner stories
Jollop's Concentrated Lactobeef Tablets for Travellers - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Maltogene - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Nutrax nerve tonic - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Vitameatavegemin, a nutritional supplement that incidentally contains a high proportion of alcohol - I Love Lucy

Medicine and drugs

See the Fictional medicine and drugs section of Fictional chemical substance

Clothing lines/brands

Banana Club - Kim Possible
Base 5 - Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
Blackbury Boots - "If it's a boot, it's a Blackbury!" Johnny and the Dead
Bleu Jeans - Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Boggi's - Discworld
Cloven Hind Jeans - Saturday Night Live
Derelicte - Zoolander
Didgeridoos - Magic: The Gathering (Unglued series)
Farley's Fashion Footwear - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Gess - from a Bruce Baum sketch on Comic Strip Live!
Giorgio Armonster - Futurama
Jewess Jeans - Saturday Night Live
Lightspeed Briefs - Futurama
Mad Mod - Clothing brand owned by former Teen Titans villain The Mad Mod in DC Comics
Manslip Collection - A men's underwear brand in comics by Ralf König
Missile Gap - trendy clothing store in Larry Gonick's Attack of the Smart Pies
Mr. Boy - formal wear for young men on The Simpsons
Papaya Republic - Dykes To Watch Out For
Potato Republic - Spinal Tap
Threadgold's Thoroughgrip Garterettes - Beachcomber
Valentine lingerie - Dallas
Veronica's Closet - Veronica's Closet

Tobacco products

Cigarettes

Carcinoma Angels cigarettes - Transmetropolitan
Cloud Nine marijuana cigarettes - Doctor Who novels
Coughing Nails cigarettes - Deus Ex
Drome Cigarettes - Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov (a play on "Dromedary", the kind of camel pictured on Camel cigarette packages)
El Dorado Cigarettes - Family Guy
Fantastic Cigarettes ("long in the leaf and short in the can") - The Firesign Theatre
Gasperettes - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Hashmore cigarettes - The Muller-Fokker Effect
Hendi Winzerman's Small Cigars - Hellsing anime and manga (a play on the Henri Wintermans (http://www.henriwintermans.com/) brand)
Highmaster marijuana cigarettes - When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
Holy Smokes cigarettes - Deus Ex
Holy Spirit Cigarettes - Kentucky Fried Movie
Kentucky Slims Chicken-Flavored Cigarettes - Futurama
Land-O-Smiles marijuana cigarettes - The Man in the High Castle
Laramie cigarettes (and Laramie Jr.) - The Simpsons
Llama Cigarettes - The Shadow
Manitoba Cigarettes - King of the Hill
Mazedonia Zigarettes - Syldavian brand in Hergé's Tintin album L'Affaire Tournesol (1956) [1] (http://www.zompist.com/syldavian.html).
MoonMist Cigarettes - Kurt Vonnegut's The Sirens of Titan
Morley cigarettes - The X-Files, Millennium, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, others
Nails cigarettes - "Dogma"
Napalm cigarettes - Pollen by Jeff Noon
Necromancer cigarettes - Discworld
Puffin Cigarettes - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Red Apple cigarettes - Pulp Fiction, Four Rooms, From Dusk Till Dawn, Kill Bill
Sleepy's Mattress Flashers - Late Night with David Letterman
"Sun-Kissed" Cured Cannabis Cigarettes - an American product seen in France, in which UV light converts the inactive isomers converts into Δ⁹-THC, Carl Sagan's Contact
Victory cigarettes - Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell
Whifflets - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Cigarettes bearing only the sign of the dollar - Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand

Cigars

Cigars of the Pharaoh - Hergé's Tintin album Les cigares du pharaon (1934)
Dutch Butts - Futurama
Le Grand Cigar - Futurama
Pantweed's Slim Pantellas - Discworld
Royal Kooparillo - Futurama
Zuban Cigars - Futurama

Other tobacco products

Blackheart chewing tobacco - Discworld
Jolly Sailor pipe tobacco - Discworld
Longbottom Leaf - The Lord of the Rings
Old Toby's pipeweeds - The Lord of the Rings

Household products

Binford Tools - Home Improvement, Toy Story
Blam-O - What's Happening!!
Carl Farbman furniture - Seinfeld
Darling's Household Appliances - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Ecce Omo - a parody of Omo detergent in Pedro Almodovar's Women on the verge of a nervous breakdown
Galaxy Glue - The Incredible Shrinking Woman
Fibro-Val detergent - Monty Python's Flying Circus
Godti Makers - Mafia-made, nanotechnology-based material synthesizers (Transmetropolitan)
Keflon cookware - Seinfeld
Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor - Back to the Future trilogy
Mr. Sparkle - (Japanese dishwashing detergent) - The Simpsons
Sanfect disinfectant - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers
Sopo - Murder Must Advertise by Dorothy L. Sayers

Hair, hygiene, and beauty products

Bronzoluxe Creme - Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Command Purpose Condoms - Strangers in Paradise
Crelm Toothpaste - Monty Python's Flying Circus
Dapper Dan Pomade - O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Dead Cat Soap - Firesign Theatre
Dibbler's Homeopathic Shampoo - Discworld
FOP Pomade - O Brother, Where Art Thou?
The French Stuff - Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Lover Soap - Stranger in a Strange Land
The Lung Brush - Saturday Night Live
Mere and Stingbat's Herbal Wash (with herbs!) - Discworld
Ocean Breeze Soap ("~~For people who don't want to stink~~ It will make you clean") - The Muppets Take Manhattan
Ori-dent electric toothbrushes - Seinfeld
Robo Fresh - Futurama
Rinse 'n' Run Scalp Tonic (with extra herbs!) - Discworld (parodies Wash & Go shampoo/conditioner)
Sonky's Preventatives - Discworld condoms (a genericised brand, as in "a packet of sonkies")
Spurt Toothpaste - Looker
Super Lip (Ladies's Depilatory) Putney Swope
Soul Glow - Coming to America
Toothpaste - The Toothpaste Millionaire

Petroleum Products

π-in-1 Oil - parody of 3-in-1 Oil, Futurama
Lexoil - DC Comics
Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil (made with 10% more love than the next leading brand) - Futurama
Noburpolene - "The only gasoline with added bicarbonate of sodium" - Three Stooges episode Sing a Song of Six Pants
Petro Mundo - Captain Ron
Roxxon - Marvel Comics

Stores, retailers, and fast-food outlets

See List of fictional stores

Vehicles

See List of fictional vehicles

Other products

Various ACME products - Wile E. Coyote and other Looney Tunes animated cartoons
Arachno Spores - "The fatal spore with the funny name!" - Futurama
Akina iconographs - imp-powered "cameras" in Discworld
Baby Smokes-A-Lot - doll, Family Guy
Bag-O-Glass - Saturday Night Live
Bamboo Boogie Boots - Futurama
Bioalchemic Products - imp-powered personal organisers in Discworld
Dirty Hoe Topsoil -- The Simpsons
Dr. Flimflam's Miracle Cream - Futurama
Happy Fun Ball - "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball." - Saturday Night Live
Lexcorp, Lexoil, Lexair, Lex-Mart etc. - Various brands owned by Lex Luthor in DC Comics
Li'l Bastard - line of mischief-making kits for young children, often used by Bart Simpson in The Simpsons
Log, from BLAM-O - a toy sensation from Ren & Stimpy
Loose Blood - mysterious product advertised on Firesign Theater
Magnavolt car security system - Robocop 2 film
Molten Boron - Futurama
Nishi - brand of electronics, The Big Hit
Ono-Sendai - brand of cyberdecks and other computer gear in Neuromancer
Old Glory Insurance - covers robot attacks ("For when the metal ones decide to come for you - and they will.") Saturday Night Live
Oops, I Crapped My Pants! - adult diapers. Saturday Night Live
Ortho-pure Procreation Pills - The Running Man film
Poop (cola, chocolates, etc.) - Invader Zim
Poopin Diggins - The Bob Show
Screw You, Pal tires - "If you can find a better set of tires, screw you, pal!" Saturday Night Live
Shankman's Rubbing Compound - "When something needs rubbing, think Shankman!" Futurama
Sketch-N-Etch - doodling machine in a couch gag in The Simpsons
Slashco knives - The Simpsons
Strong Force Krazy Glue - Futurama
Super Adhesive Industrial Glue - Family Guy
Thompson's Teeth - "The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!" Futurama
Try-Hard 1-11 pacemaker battery - "Picks up where your heart left off." Saturday Night Live
Ubik - From the Philip K. Dick novel of that name. "Safe when used as directed".
Va-poo-rise - vaporizes dog poop, Envy
Willard - personal organizer, knockoff of the Wizard brand - Seinfeld 9th season episode "The Wizard"

External links

Searching for a Big Kahuna Burger (http://www.s-t.com/daily/07-96/07-12-96/c04ae104.htm)
Topher's List of Fictional Cereals (http://www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-fictional.html)

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