User:Ianb/Vanity
|
|
This is a personal userpage and not vfd fodder. Please do not edit; please do not link from articles in the main namespace.
Thankyou.
User:Ianb
There is a lot to write about him, he is courageous, funny, attractive, intelligent, and enjoys helping small furry creatures crossing the road. He has a high school diploma from Supersize High School and is currently enrolled at Hicksville College, Timber Falls where he is majoring in Interweb Studies at the Al Gore Faculty for Exaggeration.
At the age of 7 he created three micronations by drawing border lines on his desk and setting up Lego people as border guards. He is an inspiring actor and has appeared in many of his own holiday videos. He reads widely, including books with many words in them.
When just 13 he was lead guitarist in the rock band in order to protest against the government. Along with many other members of the band he was made famous in their attempt to thwart corporate executives from turning the Crapperville Library into a mousetrap factory and it is widely expected a statue will be erected in his honor.
He has created his own fictional constructed language named after himself, ianbish. It is a modicum of Latin pronounciation, Swahili grammer, Arabic script (but written sideways). It was created yesterday and is not yet used much.
The most visionary mind in 21st-century computer programming, he has leveraged his business savvy to create an innovative company poised to move to the top of the software pyramid by repackaging free software with his own brand name.
Read his interesting and witty blog with his sharp opinions on matters of state, etc: myblog.example.com (http://127.0.0.1).
Work in progress. See this article for more information.