User:Ambivalenthysteria/top sikrit sysop kabal/kabal
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Well, in the hierarchy of Wikipedia, there's a few levels, you see.
Firstly, we have the big, all-powerful dufi. We set out to sell blank VHS to newbies, and we're like, really flaccid and stuff, because Lir and his buddies seem to think so. So, yes...the cabal. We're the omnipresent fun bunch who enjoy quaffing coffee and watching cricket and other games where men run about a field of green. We are trying to take over Wikipedia. Or something like that.
Then, we have the users. Nice people, but not like us, they actual have a life.
Oh, and then below them, we have the trolls. They taste good with ketchup, but we never get to eat them until they die, since they are bigger and tougher than we. we are not bridge crossers, thus the rotting old trolls are harvested and cooked with plenty of mollasses. Nummy.