Mr Logic
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Mr Logic (first name Lawrence) is a character in VIZ magazine who is humourless, friendless and emotionless. His only purpose in life is to correct people in their grammar, knowledge or intention when they speak, often resulting in a violent reaction.
Here is an example; Mr Logic is in charge of the till at the local off-licence (liquor store):
- Armed Robber: No nonsense. Just give me all your money.
- Mr Logic: I shall commence by pointing out to you that my demeanour is not one which could be described as nonsensical. Consequently I can attest you have no cause to reprimand me on your first point. On to your second point: Bearing in mind the potentially lethal situation in which I find myself, to wit: your presence in conjunction with the presumably loaded firearm which is presently levelled at my cranium, I will comply with your request comprehensively, albeit reluctantly. Here, twenty-seven pence.
- Armed Robber: Twenty-seven pence? F**k off. There's more than that in the till.
- Mr Logic: Indeed, undoubtedly so. However your request was for *my* money. The currency in the till belongs to a third party and is therefore not "my money". However, if you are still desirous of said money I would suggest that you re-phrase your original statement to recognise and incorporate this important distinction.
He lives at the Fulchester Community Housing For The Differently Tempered, and has had various housemates, all of whom have had severe anger management problems. For instance, one of his housemates threatened to "break every bone in [his] body", causing Mr. Logic to point out that given the number of bones in the Human body, it would be impossible for the housemate to carry out his threat. The housemate then proceeded to prove him wrong.
Thought to be based on the eldest of the founding Donald brothers.