Buck Godot

Buck Godot is a science fiction/comedy comic book series, collected in two graphic novels (Buck Godot: Zap Gun for Hire and Buck Godot: PSmIth) and assorted comic books, including the eight-issue "Gallimaufry" series, all drawn and written by their creator, Phil Foglio.

Buck Godot is a quick-witted futuristic mercenary; his motto is "Always available, but never free." He lives and works on the planet New Hong Kong, the only one of the human-settled worlds where the Law Machines, interplanetary law enforcement robots, do not operate, due to sabotage early on in the planet's settlement. He once worked for the great X-Tel Corporation, a corrupt transportation firm, but "retired" from their service after an ethical dispute, damaging their headquarters and stealing a starship as he left, in what Godot later cheekily described as a "lump-sum payment of his accrued wages and pension."

Buck mostly hangs around Asteroid Al's bar on New Hong Kong, waiting for work to come to him. He is a heroic drinker and can absorb incredible amounts of booze, mostly due to his heritage as a Hoffmanite -- a variant human race designed for a heavy gravity environment. While he looks like a rotund normal human, most of the extra bulk is muscle; Hoffmanites interact among themselves very roughly by normal human standards. "Courtship," Buck has noted, "usually starts with high explosives."

His best friend is Louisa Dem Five, the asteroid-born madame of the Velvet Fist brothel and owner of franchises on several other worlds, including the great Gallimaufry space station where such interstellar government as exists is headquartered.

The Winslow

The Winslow is a small, cute, furry, and fictional reptilian creature measuring 66 centimeters in length, in the independently-published science fiction comic book series Buck Godot.

The Winslow is technically sentient and capable of speech, though rarely says anything more than the informal, colloquial greeting "Hi!", which it often enjoys repeating ad nauseum. Indeed, this diminutive creature would be completely unremarkable save for the fact that it is utterly indestructible and presumably immortal, and figures prominently one way or another into fully three-fourths of the galaxy's known religions.

Despite its religious ubiquitousness, the true nature and purpose of the Winslow is unknown. Some cultures fear it, some worship it, but nearly everyone wants it for their own purposes and is willing to go to any imaginable lengths to obtain it. There are endless explanations as to why the Winslow is so important, despite the fact that it displays none of the 14 Accepted Signs of Divinity (other than #14, "Be the Winslow"); yet most of these explanations are depressingly circular, e.g. "The Winslow is the exact shape and size of the Perfect Lizard of Love, which, of course, is the Winslow." Despite the fact that it is immortal and indestructible (fairly impressive in and of itself), the Winslow's importance may be due to nothing more than the fact that everyone else seems to think it's Pretty Damn Important.

Consequently, anyone who ever succeeds in their quest to obtain the Winslow faces the combined zeal of tens of thousands of other cultures and species hell-bent on the same goal. Probably the most effective way to obtain the indestructible Winslow for one's own is to vaporize the current host's home planet and collect it from amongst the remaining debris. Because of the obvious need to keep the whereabouts of the Winslow hidden, humanity, generally indifferent to the Winslow and its supposed divinity, accepted its secret custodianship from the Prime Mover, a member of a race of omnipotent superbeings whose primary function appears to be nothing more than keeping all manners of conflicting alien cultures, biologies, and religions from annihilating one another. The Prime Movers, however, only exacerbate religious turmoil by continuing to maintain that the Winslow is the single most important being in the history of the universe, yet pointedly refuse to elaborate as to why, much to the chagrin of philosophers and scientists everywhere.

The Winslow's first published appearance was in a short 3-page illustrated story included at the back of MythAdventures #5, published in 1985, but it was popularized in Buck Godot: Zap Gun For Hire: The Gallimaufy, an eight-issue miniseries published at irregular intervals by Palliard Press (issues 1-6) and Studio Foglio (issues 7 and 8) from July 1993 through March 1998. The most accurate information ever gathered regarding the Winslow was compiled in Chapter 3 of The Herodotus Complex, a sort-of quick reference for this particular futuristic world compiled by one "P'Oilgof Livy" (P. Foglio in reverse) that appears as a preface to issue #3 of this series.

14 Accepted Signs of Divinity

The 14 Accepted Signs of Divinity, as seen in Buck Godot: Zap Gun for Hire, are partially enumerated in chapter 3 of a body of work entitled The Herodotus Complex, written by a P'Oilgof Livy. They include:

• Vanquish evil
• Provide a code of ethics
• Heal the afflicted
• Blight the crops
• Convert the heathen
• Call down the lightning
• Corrupt the innocent
• Eat the moon
• Answer the phone before it rings
• Be the Winslow

The remaining four are not given. The Herodotus Complex appears in eight parts as prefaces to each issue of the humorous science fiction comic book series Buck Godot: Zap Gun For Hire: The Gallimaufry, written and illustrated by Phil Foglio and published at irregular intervals by Palliard Press (issues 1-6) and Studio Foglio (issues 7 and 8) from July 1993 through March 1998.

External link

• The Slag-Blah Church of the Winslow (http://members.optusnet.com.au/~michaelh/church.html)