User:Pizza Puzzle/credit application
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Are you in need of fast cash? Do you feel like an inferior person because you are ridden by poverty? Your name has been suggested to us as an opt-in suscriber to receive INSTANT CASH via the wikiwikicredit system you can receive FREE MONEY simply by signing the form below. It doesn't matter if you have bad credit, GET GOOD CREDIT TODAY. To remove your name from this mailing list send an email to wedontcheckthisaccount@wespamyou.com
WikiCapitalism: A Message from Director Pizza Puzzle
Partly out of greed, and partly out of curiousity I will open the first wikibank. In order to maintain financial security and stability I call upon the wikigovernment to ensure that I have a "competitive monopoly"; others are allowed to open banks but they should first secure the proper paperwork and demonstrate a substantial proof that their region requires a seperate banking facility.
Any wikiuser who signs their name below will be able to receive 1 WikiCredit. Should their wikifunds run out, a user will be able to fulfill contractual actions and still receive payment for 1 WikiCredit per signatory. A maximum of 40 signatories are currently being accepted.
Those who make use of their one WikiCredit will be sent a bill for 1.1 WikiCredits. Should they pay this within 3 days, they will have fulfilled their contractual obligations; otherwise, a late fee of .5 will be applied every week for the next three weeks. At that point, interest will accumulate at the rate of 10% per week.
The Wiki Pizza Puzzle Banking Consortium declares that it maintains the right to seize and repossess assets from debtors who have exceeded their 3 day grace period. Should said WPPPBC do so, a charge of 5 wikicredits will be required for the processing of necessary paperwork. All terms subject to change without notice. Non payment of the obligatory mandated filing charges will result in penalties double that of the standard default penalizing schema which was set forth in section 13ZQQ.
The Wiki Proletariat
- YOUR NAME COULD BE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy wiki financial security now!