User:Ingoolemo
|
Missing image Danger: the random weirdness section is bizarre and disturbing, as it should be. If you are faint of heart, or dislike swearing, death jokes, blasphemy, communism, incoherence, bitter vitriolic cynicism, or blatant lying, stay away from it.
Achtung.png Beware of horrible horribleness! |
Contents |
Wikipedia
Wikistress3D_NoPants_v3.jpg
An explanation of my username: it comes from an epithet I have given myself in Quenya, Mānandil Mizimon Ingōlemo. The first name is meant to mean 'friend of goodness'. The second is a translation of my own first name. The last is the word for 'wizard, one of deep lore'. In retrospect, this is a rather arrogant name, and Ñolmo 'man of lore' would be more suitable.
I am a member of the Association of Wikipedians Who Dislike Making Broad Judgements About the Worthiness of a General Category of Article, and Who Are In Favor of the Deletion of Some Particularly Bad Articles, but That Doesn't Mean They are Deletionist. I am probably more likely to vote to delete something, but I am seeing more and more nominations of the Rfa opposed because of 'deletionism'. This is a dangerous mindset: a person must be judged by their actions, not by their stated political/philosophical positions. Thus, I must protest the current state of affairs and join the AoWWDMBJAtWoaGCoAaWAIFotDoSPBDbTDMTaD.
New Year's resolutions
In order of importance:
- Gain 30 pounds (Chance of success: 5%) — 2/3 of the way there!
- Break 16 minutes in the 5K (Chance of success: 70%)
- Become an administrator (Chance of success: 80%)
- Get at least three articles featured (Chance of success: 50%) — 1/3
- Earn a barnstar (Chance of success: succeeded)
- Start at least twenty articles (Chance of success: 100%) — ??/20
- Contribute five entries to Wiktionary (Chance of success: 60%) — 1/5
- Contribute to Wikibooks (Chance of success: 90%)
- Become a decent guitar player (Chance of trying: 10%; Chance of success: 80%; Total: 8%) failing
- Thanking Mother Earth for each meal (Chance of success: 30%) failing
Random weirdness (not for the faint of heart)
This is a very important element of my personality. Whenever I say or do anything, the response I hear most often is 'What the fuck?' coupled with a look of utter confusion.
Did you know that:
- This page has been 0 times. Waaah!
- Cranberry juice rocks. I drink a gallon every three days.
- Every time you kill a kitten, God touches Himself.
- 'Wikipedia is a virus, Mr Anderson, and we are the cure.' Unfortunately, Robert McHenry could not be reached for comment, as he appears to have contracted hepatitis after visiting a public restroom.
My themesong
Soviet_coat_of_arms.png
20th Century Man, by The Kinks.
This is the age of machinery,
A mechanical nightmare,
The wonderful world of technology,
Napalm, hydrogen bombs, biological warfare.
This is the twentieth century,
But too much aggravation,
It is the age of insanity,
What has become of the green pleasant fields of Jerusalem?
Ain't got no ambition, I'm just disillusioned;
I'm a twentieth century man but I don't wanna be here.
My mama said she can't understand me,
She can't see my motivation.
Just give me some security,
I'm a paranoid schizoid product of the twentieth century.
You keep all your smart modern writers,
Give me William Shakespeare.
You keep all your smart pop painters,
I'll take Rembrandt, Titian, Da Vinci and Gainsborough.
My mama says she can't understand me,
She can't see my motivation.
Just give me some security.
I'm a paranoid schizoid product of the twentieth century.
Girl we gotta get out of here,
We gotta find a solution,
I'm a twentieth century man but I don't wanna to die here.
Yeah we gotta get out of here,
We gotta find a solution,
I'm a twentieth century man but I don't wanna be here.
This is the twentieth century,
But too much aggravation,
This is the edge of insanity,
I'm a twentieth century man but I don't wanna be here.
Awards
Opentasks
Multi-licensed into the public domain | ||
I agree to multi-license my eligible text contributions, unless otherwise stated, under the GFDL (http://www.gnu.org/copyleft/fdl.html) and into the public domain. Please be aware that other contributors might not do the same, so if you want to use my contributions in the public domain, please check the multi-licensing guide. |
Missing image Wikimedia.png |
|