User:Cclarke

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Me!

This is me!

Hello! My name is Christopher Clarke, a.k.a. Pikachu. I was born on August 4, 1988 in Belfast, Northern Ireland, but I currently live in British Columbia, Canada.

I have my very own website, Christopher Clarke's Website (http://www.christopherclarke.org), you know. Just in case you didn't notice, I'm addicted to all things Calvin and Hobbes (and so is my buddy Peter Dahl)! I celebrate Christmas, not Hanukkah or Kwanzaa.

I was injured in the head and neck in a car accident on December 23, 2003 at late night. The car was a Mercury Sable GS and its rear end was destroyed with me and my mom in it.

Quotes for November: Pumbaa:Bye, Lester! Timon! (KLUNK!)

King Kong Timon: Up Here!


Banzai: The Little Major-Domo Bird Hippity Hopped All The Way To The Birdie Boiler.

Zazu: Oh No! Not The Birdie Boiler! Aaaaah!


Simba: BURP!!

Timon: Whoa! Nice One, Simba.

Simba: Thanks. Man, I'm Stuffed.

Pumbaa: Me Too. I Ate Like A Pig!

Simba: Pumbaa, You Are A Pig.

Pumbaa: Oh. Right.


Shenzi: Well, Well, Well, Banzai, What Have We Got Here?

Banzai: Mmm...I Don't Know, Shenzi. Uh, What Do You Think, Ed?

Ed: Llllhhhh! Lllhhh! Hahahaha!

Banzai: Just What I Was Thinkin'. A Trio Of Trespassers!

Zazu: And Quite By Accident, Let Me Assure You. A Simple Navigational Error.

Shenzi: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Wait, Wait, Wait. I Know You. You're Mufasa's Little Stooge.

Zazu: I, Madam, Am The King's Major-Domo.

Banzai: And That Would Make You?

Simba: The Future King.

Shenzi: Do You Know What We Do To Kings Who Step Out Of Their Land?

Simba: Puh. You Can't Do Anything To Me.

Zazu: Heh Heh. Technically, They Can. We Are On Their Land.

Simba: But Zazu, You Told Me They're Nothing But Slobbering, Mangy, Stupid Poachers!

Zazu: Ix-Nay On The Upid-Stay.

Banzai: Who Ya Callin' Upid-Stay?!


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Timon: Whaddaya Want Me To Do, Dress In Drag And Do The Hula?

[Drumbeats]

Timon: Luau! If You're Hungry For A Hunk Of Fat And Juicy Meat, Eat My Buddy Pumbaa Here Because He Is A Treat! Come On Down And Dine On This Tasty Swine, All Ya Have To Do Is Get In Line! Are Ya Achin'...

Pumbaa: Yep Yep Yep!

Timon: ...For Some Bacon?

Pumbaa: Yep Yep Yep!

Timon: He's A Big Pig!

Pumbaa: Yep Yep.

Timon: You Could Be A Big Pig Too! Oy!

Timon and Pumbaa: AAAAAAAAAAH!

Hyena: Rarr Hoo Hoo Rarr!


Banzai: Yeah, We Could Have Whatever's...Lion Around! Haha!

Shenzi: No, Wait, Wait, Wait, I Got One! I Got One! Make Mine A Cub Sandwich! What'd You Think? Hahahaha!

Ed: Lllhhhlll!

Shenzi: What, Ed?! What Is It?

Banzai: Hey, Did We Order This Dinner To Go?

Shenzi: No. Why?

Banzai: Cause THERE IT GOES!!!


The following intermission quotes are from The Lion King 1½.

Pumbaa: Can I Pause It For A Sec?

Timon: Sure. Go Ahead.

Pumbaa: Be Right Back!

(intermission begins and runs for 1 minute.)

Timon: (while picking his nose) It's A Small World After All...La La La La La La La! It's A Small, Small, World! Everybody, It's A Small World After All! La La La La La La La!

(Timon gasps)

(Pumbaa comes back with some bug-corn.)

Pumbaa: OK, I've Got The Jumbo So We Can Share! WERE YOU JUST PICKING YOUR NOSE?!

Timon: No, I Got An Itch On The Inside!

(they start eating and the movie restarts.)


(Music.)

Ed: Pickle?


Ed: Slide on the soap! (multiple times)


Ed: Napkin please!


Ed: Ah! Hahaha!

(SFX) Eeeeoooooo....POOF! BUUURP!

Cheepoof...BREEEEEE!!!

Buhhhh! Buuhh! Bree broo bree!

(Donkey (Bottom from "A Midsummer Night's Dream") sounds)

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