User:SimonMayer/quotes
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Here are some of my favourite quotes. Most of them are misspelt drivell. Enjoy.
Note: The dates are written in ISO 8601, where possible,
that is they are written in the format of Year-Month-Day
The times may be approximations and will probably represent British time,
which may or may not differ from UTC
| Date | Time | Quote | By | Situation | Subject |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1994-??-?? | - | "It was that song, which is ironic because the song is actually taunting both the homosexuals in America - who were, at the time, dressing themselves up as Nazi generals - and the punks in Britain dressing the same way. I thought it was great that these tough punks were dressing as homosexuals without realising it" | <B>Pete Townshend | <B>Interview | <B>The song, Rough Boys |
| <B>2004-04-30 | <B>06:06 (UTC) | <I>"It was very sweet of Simon. But the fault lies in that he didn't take our encyclopedia seriously enough and played a warm joke with it. The intention is therefore a mixture of innocence and ignorance. | <B>Menchi | <B>Wikipedia | <B>Seh-Yong Richard Thomas Cannon-Jung |
| <B>2004-06-10 | <B>00:01 | <I>"i cant belived i managed 2 unzip tht so quick actually" | <B>Kake | <B>MSN Messenger | <B>Maxine |
| <B>2004-06-24 | <B>22:42 | <I>"These tournaments come round every two years so you can't expect to win it every year" | <B>Michael Owen | <B>Interview | <B>England's Euro 2004 defeat |
| <B>2004-07-13 | <B>22:58 | <I>"I think the honours system should be overhauled and they should give them to people with honour" | <B>Martin Mayer | <B>Friendly chat | <B>Proposed overhaul of the British honours system |
| <B>2004-07-22 | <B>12:29 | <I>"I am deeply envious of people who have some hobby or past-time which they can immerse themselves in for days and days" | <B>Thomas Russell | <B>Web log [1] (http://www.thischarmingman.co.uk) | <B>How he is |
| <B>2004-07-30 | <B>22:23 | <I>"Simon Mayer Was The First Person To Stick Chewing gum to an elystar scooter seat." | <B>Thomas Russell | <B>Web forum [2] (http://www.elystar.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=10&sid=a32279b04f78326e42cb21894644ba0b#10) | <B>Allegations against me |
| <B>2004-08-11 | <B>20:40 | <I>"delayed but cool" | <B>Thomas Russell | <B>MSN Messenger | <B>Greetings |
| <B>2004-08-11 | <B>20:41 | <I>"that's the story of my life" | <B>Simon Mayer | <B>MSN Messenger | <B>Being delayed but cool |
| <B>2004-08-?? | <B>- | <I>"I'd like to punch him now. This minute, I would like to punch him. That's his game, he wants - almost wants - to be punched." | <B>Desmond Lynam | <B>Radio Times 21-27 August 2004 | <B>Simon Cowell |
| <B>2004-09-19 | <B>23:02 | <I>"Work is a four letter word that some people don't like." | <B>Chris Mayer | <B>Life advice | <B>Work |
| <B>2004-09-19 | <B>23:10 | <I>"What don't speak, don't bloody lie." | <B>Chris Mayer | <B>Comment | <B>Written archives |
| <B>2004-10-05 | <B>12:43 | <I>"It's like me blaming your parents for you, Richard." | <B>Daniel Barber | <B>Lesson | <B>Richard Vidler |
| <B>2005-01-08 | <B>16:41 | <I>"'mummy why are your hands so soft' mother replies 'im 12'" | <B>Lisa Whittaker | <B>MSN Messenger | <B>Slum mums |
| <B>2005-01-11 | <B>23:47 | <I>"make someday today" | <B>KT Marshall | <B>MSN Messenger | <B>Installation of software, someday |
| <B>2005-03-16 | <B>12:51 | <I>"It doesn't really matter what you weigh - that's not really the issue. At the end of the day, the big issue is whether you can get into your clothes." | <B>Michael Johnson | <B>Lesson | <B>Body mass |
| <B>2005-03-19 | <B>19:49 | <I>"Oh, I can't stand him. And it's not 'cause he's a puff, because I like some. I like Boy George." | <B>Jeanne Mayer | <B>Conversation | <B>Graham Norton |