User:PuzzleMeister
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Hello.
Well, I doubt you will find much of interest here, since I mostly use this page for my own reference, but...knock yourself out, if you so desire.
Frequently Asked Questions.
Well, no one has ever actually asked these very often, so...
Asked Questions
To be totally honest, though, I am the only one who cares about these questions, and I already know the answers (usually) so they aren't really being asked, are they?
Questions
But they have answers, too...
Questions and Answers
That is 'way' too cliché...
Questions et Réponses
No, the French-sophistication trick didn't work, either. Perhaps just...
Q+A
Oh dear, we've strayed into clichéland again. How about this:
<your title here>
Don't think so. Why not:
Proper Care and Feeding of Llamas
Yes, by George, I think we've got it!
Question 1: Who are you?
My Brilliant Answer: Good question. Do you know?
Question 2: Where do you live?
My Brilliant Answer: You mean me?
Question 3: Are you mentally stable?
My Brilliant Answer: No. As Douglas Adams said (sort of): Why go crazy trying not to go crazy when you can just go crazy and save time instead?
Question 4: What are your areas of expertise?
My Brilliant Answer: Computers and books and music. And eating.
Question 5: Why are your answers so strange?
My Brilliant Answer: See Question 3.
Stuff that nobody other than me could possibly care about
To Do:
or not to do...