Introduction by the author
I am sitting in a room different to the one you are in now, unless you are in the room that I am in now, which is very unlikely unless you are me. Even if it is the same room, it will be different, as the objects within it will have moved. At the very least the air will be different. Unless you are in this room at the same moment as I am, right now, as I write this. Which you aren't.
The room is in a bungalow in a former pit town in rural South Yorkshire.
Shameless Self Promotion
Initiations
- Thomas Wentworth - dead Yorkshire politician
- Pulp - Sheffield band
- South Yorkshire - place in England
- User:Nommonomanac - hello
- Gong (band) - pixie-obsessed hippy outfit
- Gong mythology - a pixie obsession
- Band Aid (band) - charity supergroup
- Live Aid - a global jukebox
- Wentworth Woodhouse - a house in South Yorkshire
- Conisbrough - where my auntie lives
- Upper Derwent Valley - a place near Sheffield
- Mam Tor - a hill, not so far from Sheffield
- Humber Bridge - a great big bridge in Yorkshire
- Young British Artists - young British artists
- Brooklands - an autodrome from when motor sport was good
- Crazy Eights - the real blackjack
- Canal lock - how to get a river up a hill
- The Raincoats - if The Slits went to university
- Chesterfield Canal - a nearby waterway
- Maid Marian and her Merry Men - a children's television programme
- Worksop - the setting of the above, through which runs the canal that was above that
- Charles Watson-Wentworth - dead Yorkshire politician, related to the other one
- Joseph Nollekens - sculptor who was once employed by the above
- The Dam Busters (movie) - film made at the aforementioned Upper Derwent Valley
- Lapwing - a bird
- Rotherham - a town in South Yorkshire
- Public service broadcasting - what the BBC is meant to do
- Christmas cracker - something to pull
- Village green - a communal field
- Maypole - found in examples of the above
- Agricultural revolution - came before the Industrial revolution
- Open field system - came before the above
- AVUS - a really daft motor circuit
- Terence Donovan - a photographer
- David Bailey - another photographer
- Anston - a place in South Yorkshire
- Miniskirt - a fashion item
- Mary Quant - a fashion designer associated with the above
- Battle of Orgreave - an event that occurred in South Yorkshire
- Creswell Crags - a place near Worksop
- Castle Drogo - a castle in Devon
- Dodgy Dossier - current affairs
- September Dossier - BBC v government
- Death on the Rock - ITV v government
- Emley Moor - television transmitter
- Hutton Inquiry - more dossier related fun
- Tinsley viaduct - a double-decker bridge with added cooling towers
- Sheffield Town Hall - a town hall...
- Sheffield Rally - failure of the will?
- Cragside - an electric lighthouse of sorts
- Dinnington - a former pit town in rural South Yorkshire
- Tony Capstick - dead Yorkshire entertainer
- Stirling Prize - architecture thing
- Alan Holmes - mad Welsh bloke
- Robert Wyatt - hairy wheeled mole
- Woodsetts - a place in South Yorkshire
- Gildingwells - up the road from Woodsetts
- Letwell - up the road from Gildingwells
- Firbeck - up the road from Letwell
- Anthony St Leger - some bloke who lived in Firbeck
- Austerfield - a place in Doncaster
- Finningley - an airport with a village stuck to it
- Blaxton - north of Finningley
- Hatfield, South Yorkshire - a parish full of prisons
- Moorends - the pointy bit of a Thorne
- Sykehouse - empty space above Doncaster
- Fenwick - an empty space a bit to the left of the last one
- Norton, Doncaster, South Yorkshire - another place up there
- Hampole - and another
- Hooton Pagnell - up Barnsley way
- Clayton, South Yorkshire - a bit to the left
- Great Houghton - etc
- Brierley - dum de dee
- Shafton - tra la la
- Royston, South Yorkshire - fa da dum
- Staincross - ooby scooby
- Kexbrough - another one
- High Hoyland - falling off my map, alas
- Thorpe Salvin - down the bottom, going back the other way from Woodsetts
- Harthill - village of the Beehive
- Wales, South Yorkshire - iachid da
- Kiveton Park - cymydog o cymru
- Rother Valley College - a college near me
External Links
- To experience my less encyclopaedic contributions to society, click here (http://www.avwoman.freeserve.co.uk).
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