User:Jzhang/Virtual Safari 1.5/Real Virtual Safari
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Introduction
(Bugs are singing)
Uncle Max: Oh no! No! No, I'll never get that tune out of my head!
Ma: I think it's lovely! Look at that pretty grub!
(The grub speaks very lowly)
Pumbaa: Oh boy!
(Singing continues)
(The Music Jams (Badly) on "...a grub place..." repeating the section over and over again! The ride's stuck!)
Pumbaa: Uh oh!
Uncle Max: Oh no!
Ma: Eh, Timon, Do something!
Timon: I'm doing! I'm doing! Pumbaa! Look for the "Emergency" button!
Pumbaa: How do you spell it again?
Timon: AAAAA! Just push something!
Pumbaa: How about this red one?
Timon: No! Not that!
(Music fast forwards, the car speeds to 50 KPH!)
Ma: Oh no!
Timon: I can't stop...
Part 1 (The Real Safari)
(Outside the building, a camera captures the crew flying through a cement wall!)
Uncle Max (inside the building and muffled): You're going off the track!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Swiches to a camera pointing to the moon, The crew is still flying!)
All (Distant); AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Uncle Max: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!
(Swiches back to the camera on the wildebeast car)
EEEEEEEE!
(You go under a giraffe, an elephant appears on the right)
Oh no!
(Rafiki's tree appears on the right but shrunk! another giraffe, You almost hit a baby elephant!)
Pumbaa; Oh! Look out! That one!
(An adult giraffe appears, a baby antolope appears on the right, another giraffe)
Uncle Max: Oh no!
Ma: Oh no! Oh no!
(two zebras appear on both sides)
Pumbaa (factual): Those two zebras have the same patterns, did you know that?
(A lot of zebras appear, you splash into the river)
(all coughing)
This sequence happened in an amazing 22 seconds!
Part 2 (The Train Tracks)
(Train whisle (The real one!))
Timon: Well, at least we don't have to worry about this one, we know it's 'cause...
(The tracks switch just in the nick of time!)
...ACTUAL TRAIN!
Ma: Woo!
Timon: HELP!
Pumbaa: Whoa! (Gibberish)! (Nervous laughing)
(Ed laughs)
All: AAAAAAAAAH!
Pumbaa; Uh, Timon, I don't think were in "Lightbulb Land" anymore!
(Banzai appears)
(Shenzi appears)
(Switches to a camera facing back)
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(The hyenas are still on the car! Darkness falls!)
THUMP!
Part 3 (Timon's tunnel a.k.a The fun part)
(No dialogue until 7 seconds later)
Ma: Ooh! That's Betty! Sorry!
(No dialogue)
Part 4 (The Elephant Graveyard Corkscrew)
(You arrive in the Elephant Graveyard)
Timon: Oh no!
(You go around the corkscrew)
Help! We're lost!
Part 5(THE DROP!)
(Switches to a camera 5 KM away from Pride Rock)
(All screaming)
(Switches back)
(You go up to the top of Pride Rock!)
Uncle Max: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
(Everyone sighs)
Timon: Hey! you can see my tunnel from here!
(2 signs appear)
Pumbaa: Oh! What's that?
Timon: I don't know! I didn't put them there!
Ma: Oh, I think we have to pick one.
Timon: Um, Pumbaa, you pick!
Pumbaa: Uh, you!
Timon: I said you first!
Ma: Would someone please pick already?
If you choose Left(Forward), you'll get this:
(You fall from the top of Pride Pock to the bottom of a tunnel over 600 Feet! (that's approximately the same distance from the top of the CN Tower to the Microwave Dishes of the CN Tower!))
Uncle Max: Oh no! Oh no!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
If you choose Right(Backwards), you'll get this:
(Same thing except backwards)
Ma: Whoa!
(The car spins around backwards, you know what'll happen!)
Uncle Max: Oh no!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Pumbaa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Mommy! Mommy!
Part 6 (The Arctic/Antarctic Tunnel!)
Continued from Left(Forwards)
Ma: WEEEEEE! WOOOOO!
Pumbaa: Whoa! (Gibberish)!
(The Yeti appears on the left!)
(Pumbaa Nervously laughs)
Ma: What's he doing in Africa? He'll melt!
Timon: It's a dry heat!
Pumbaa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WOOOOOO!
(At the end of the ride, 2 blaring camera flashes flash for a ride portrait)
Continued from Right(Backwards)
Pumbaa: Yddad! Yddad!
Timon: What's that?
Pumbaa: Daddy! Backwards! (Nervous Laughing)
(The Yeti appears on the right!)
Uncle Max: What's he doing here?
Timon: Snowboarding?
Pumbaa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(At the end of the ride, 2 blaring camera flashes flash for a ride portrait)
See the end at The Conclusion