Stuart Smalley

Stuart Smalley is a fictional character that was invented and performed by actor, comedian, author and political activist Al Franken. The character originated on the television show Saturday Night Live, in a mock self-help show called "Daily Affirmations With Stuart Smalley."

The character was a spoof on individuals who are obsessed with Twelve-step programs and become addicted to the actual act of going to therapy for addiction. Stuart is a member of many twelve-step groups including "Overeaters Anonymous," "Children of Alcoholic Parents Anonymous" and "Children of Rageaholic Parents Anonymous." He is an effeminate gay man (his sexual preference is frequently hinted at but only stated in the novel) with a perfectly coiffed bleached-blonde hairdo, who regularly wears a yellow button down shirt with a powder blue cardigan.

Within the context of the show, Stuart is quick to point out that he is not a trained therapist. However, he does his misguided best to help his on-air guests (very often celebrities) to work out what he perceives are their problems. The issue with this is that Stuart often projects his own problems onto others; thus he will attempt to solve an issue that is not really there. In the end he always ends up breaking down and putting himself down, and the guest usually ends up comforting him instead.

The character was popular enough to spawn a novel, called "I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me: Daily Affirmations With Stuart Smalley". The book keeps in line with the concept of the character, and is presented (tongue-in-cheek) as a legitimate day-to-day affirmation book. Each page is dated and the reader is "supposed" to follow through as if they were actually seeking help. Naturally, however, things go wrong in the writing process, and thus the affirmations branch off into Stuart's own commentary about what a hard time he is having writing it, etc. He also discusses his past relationship with ex-boyfriend Dale "the Rageaholic".

An audio book was also released, called "You're Good Enough, You're Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like You". The content of this audio book was completely different than the printed one, but followed through on the same gag. The tapes played guided visualizations meant to help the listener relax and focus; however, Stuart makes a vow at the beginning not to make any edits or corrections in the recording process because "I'm a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I'll never stop." As such it is full with humorous errors, including one gag in which Stuart tells his listeners who are driving to work to "close their eyes and envision..." something. (As such, there is a warning label on the box that says, "Do not listen while driving," a joke that doesn't make sense until one has actually listened to the tape.)

As the character's popularity increased, a film was released called "Stuart Saves His Family". A commercial failure, it chronicled the life Stuart leads and his relationship with a very dysfunctional family. His alcoholic father and enabling mother, overweight sister and equally alcoholic brother call upon him when an aunt dies. He is asked to oversee the sale of her home, bringing much needed money to all of the family. At the same time, his public access self-help show is cancelled. Naturally things go amuck, and he must learn to deal with himself and his own life before he can attempt to help others.

The character effectively disappeared after the failure of the film and Franken's exit from Saturday Night Live. Al Franken did do the character again when Al Gore hosted.

Catch Phrases Attributed to the Character:

• "That's just stinkin' thinkin!"
• "You're should-ing all over yourself."
• "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."
• "I am a worthy human being."
• "I'm going to die homeless, penniless, and 30 pounds overweight."