Academic Kids:More bad jokes than you can shake two sticks at/82.32.33.138
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The following is a chronological series of edits by an anonymous user, 82.32.33.138.
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The Adventure Begins: Wikipedia:Sandbox
It started off with the following revision (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=Wikipedia:Sandbox&diff=4275186&oldid=4275118) from the sandbox:
{{Sandbox}}<!--Please modify this line!-->
I am teh W1k160D <!-- Please do not modify this line -->
Mookachu
From there, things start going downhill:
The evil bovine form of pikachu. Pikachu evolves into him you give him too much milk.
Lucky OS
This article inspired the deletion tag {{insane}}:
Lucky OS is a java applet designed for running a virtual operating system. It was created in June 2004 by Lucky 69 software. The first version of Lucky OS was released on the 25 th of June 2004. Lucky OS needs three things to run. A operating system kernel compiled to bytecode, a intruction set refrenence file, which must be written in Javatron-04 compiled in to J2XPE bytecode, a virtual hardware refrence core which must include bytecode-encoded a disk image for the operating system applications. This can be up to 4GB big.
Operating Systems that run under Lucky OS
The first operating system to run on Lucky OS was ejos (Extensible Java Operating System, also written by Lucky 69 software). It consiteted of a virtual 800x600 graphic display (being output on the webpage), using the VESA2jdraw java bean. General purpose operating systems such as Linux are too complex too port, but gnu/Hurd and ReactOS was ported, providing for the first time the ability to run Win32 applications in Java. By writing extentions to the virtual hardware reference and writing custom drivers, it is posible to fully exploit both the capabillities of Java and the Operating system.
This once directed back to my user page. It was their way of trying to get even for my nominating similar nonsense for deletion. I not only have a bogus operating system named after me, I've inspired a whole new boilerplate message! - Lucky 6.9
Wikipedia:Votes for deletion
Our anonymous friend then proceeds to Greek mythology and Chateguay (town), New York and lists them on VFD without putting entries there. On VFD itself, he then adds a VFD header (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=Wikipedia:Votes_for_deletion&diff=4276245&oldid=4276219).
Wikipedia:Vandalism in progress
Tiring of his game, he reports himself for vandalism (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=Wikipedia:Vandalism_in_progress&diff=4276351&oldid=4276281):
- [[User:{{{1}}}|{{{1}}}]] ([[User talk:{{{1}}}|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/{{{1}}}|contribs]]). Has created noncence, putting legitimate articles on VFD.
User talk:82.32.33.138
He then promptly apologises for this (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=User_talk:82.32.33.138&oldid=4276323):
Yes, I have been a bad boy.
So ends our adventures with the infamous anonymous; having amused his fellow Wikipedians, he promptly disappears, stopping only to remove his VFD tags - and is heard from no more. For now.