User:Stw
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Stephan Walter, ♂, Wikipedian (-holic?) from Switzerland. I'm studying microengineering at the École Polytechnique Fédérale de Lausanne (Swiss Federal Institute of Technology - Lausanne)
My home on the net: http://stephan.walter.name/
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Pages I started or contributed some parts to
- 555 timer IC - Amplitude modulation - Discordianism - Frequency modulation - Metropolis (1927 movie) - Refugee camp - Schüfftan process - Thomas Townsend Brown
and of course there are hundreds of pages on which I inserted a sentence, removed a typo etc...
Other interests
- All kinds of Rock music, especially from the 1950s and 1960s, but also Punk rock
- Robots
- Assembly Language
- Monty Python
- Conspiracy theories
- The books by Douglas Adams, J.R.R. Tolkien, Philip K. Dick
Silly Quotes
| Don't steal, the government hates competition. | Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left. |
| I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue. — Richard Nixon | Don't vote. You'll only encourage them. |
| If I had a million boogers I'd still pick you. | I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better. |
| Make love, not war – hell, do both, get married! | Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the engineers are German, the administrators are Swiss and the lovers are Italian. Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are British, the engineers are Italian, the administrators are French and the lovers are Swiss. |
| Semper Ubi Sub Ubi. – Always wear Underwear. | Yesterday is a past, tomorrow is a future, today is a gift that's why it's called 'present'. |
| Get a life or die trying! | Life's a bleach and then you dye. |
| An eternity is very, very long, especially towards the end. | Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question has never worked in customer service. |
| In the Force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he? | Duct tape is like the Force – it has a dark side, it has a light side, and it holds the universe together! |
| Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. — Calvin (no, the other one!) | That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria! — Calvin |
| Know what I pray for? The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference. — Calvin | In the beginning was the word, and the word was Content-type: text/plain
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Not-so-silly Quotes
| Fur is more actively protested than leather 'cause its easier to harrass rich women than biker gangs. | The ability to speak several languages is valuable. The ability to keep one's mouth shut in one language is priceless. |
| By definition, a government has no conscience. Sometimes it has a policy, but nothing more. — Albert Camus | Last time we mixed politics with religion, people got burned at the stake. |
| Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. | The path of least resistance is what makes rivers and politicians crooked. |
| The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. — Tacitus | If you want to make something that will last forever, don't make a statue or build a bridge. Create a bureaucracy, it never goes away. |
| Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't. — Thomas Jefferson | Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. — Henry Kissinger |
| It's a big mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry. | We have to believe in free will. We have no choice. |
| A good discussion is like a miniskirt; Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject. |
Stuff
- MostVandalizedPages (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/wiki.phtml?title=Special:Recentchangeslinked&target=User:Fuzheado/MostVandalizedPages)
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