Foot in Mouth award

The Foot in Mouth award is given by the British Plain English Campaign.

Winners

• 2004: Boris Johnson who said, on Have I Got News For You:

I could not fail to disagree with you less

• 2003: United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld who said at a press conference:

Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns — the ones we don't know we don't know.

• 2002: Actor Richard Gere who said:

I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe and somebody said I was a snake, I'd think 'No, actually I am a giraffe.'

• 2001: Artist Tracey Emin, who explained:

When it comes to words I have a uniqueness that I find almost impossible in terms of art - and it's my words that actually make my art quite unique.

• 2000: Hollywood star Alicia Silverstone for her comments, quoted in the Sunday Telegraph:

I think that [the film] Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

• 1999: Former England manager Glenn Hoddle. When asked by Trevor McDonald to explain his controversial comments on people with disabilities, he said:

I do not believe that. At this moment in time, if that changes in years to come I don't know, but what happens here today and changes as we go along that is part of life's learning and part of your inner beliefs. But at this moment in time I did not say them things and at the end of the day I want to put that on record because it has hurt people.

• 1998: Cardiff MP Rhodri Morgan. In an interview with BBC Newsnight's Jeremy Paxman he was asked if he would like to be the Labour leader of the new Welsh Assembly. Rhodri replied:

"Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?"

After a long puzzled pause Jeremy asked Rhodri if that was Welsh for yes.

• 1997: Nick Underwood of Teletubbies Marketing explained that:

in life, there are all colours and the Teletubbies are a reflection of that. There are no nationalities in the Teletubbies - they are techno-babies, but they are supposed to reflect life in that sense.

• 1996: No winner.

• 1995: No winner.

• 1994: Dr Gordon Brown, MP for his 'New Economics' speech. He covered:

ideas which stress the growing importance of international co-operation and new theories of economic sovereignty across a wide range of areas, macro-economics, trade, the environment, the growth of post neo-classical endogenous growth theory and the symbiotic relationships between government and investment in people and infrastructures - a new understanding of how labour markets really work and constructive debate over the meaning and implications of competitiveness at the level of individuals, the firm or the nation and the role of government in fashioning modern industrial policies which focus on nurturing competitiveness.

• 1993: Former England cricket boss, Ted Dexter, who desperately tried to explain away another England defeat at the hands of the Australians by saying:

Maybe we are in the wrong sign. Maybe Venus is in the wrong juxtaposition with something else. I don't know.

• 1991: No award, but special mention for United States Vice President Dan Quayle:

We offer the party as a big tent. How we do that (recognise the big tent philosophy) with the platform, the preamble to the platform or whatnot, that remains to be seen. But that message will have to be articulated with great clarity.

External links

• Foot in Mouth award and list of winners (http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/footinmouth.html)